The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get to that, the funnier you will be.
If once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes to think little of robbing; and from robbing he next comes to drinking and Sabbath-breaki ...
Everything comes to him who hustles while he waits.
To die, to sleep - To sleep, perchance to dream, ay theres the rub,For in that sleep of death what dreams may comeWhen we have shuffled off this morta ...
How much time he saves who does not look to see what his neighbor says or does or thinks.
I have a simple philosophy. Fill whats empty. Empty whats full. And scratch where it itches.
Wine makes a man more pleased with himself; I do not say that it makes him more pleasing to others.
An ounce of patience is worth a pound of brains.