The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get to that, the funnier you will be.
Love is all we have, the only way that each can help the other.
Experience is an expensive school, but a fool will learn from no other.
The moon is a friend for the lonesome to talk to.
The policy of repression of ideas cannot work and never has worked.
Baby: an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no responsibility at the other.
Philosopher A lover of wisdom, which is to say, Truth.
Prejudice is the reasoning of fools.